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Naruto had a peanut, a green packaging peanut named Bob. One day Naruto had found this mysterious peanut thing.
He ran up to his sensei, Jiraya."Hey, Jiraya! Lookit what I found!I will call this peanut looking thingy, 'Bob'."Naruto took a red sharpie out of his pocket and drew a smiley face on 'Bob'. "By the way, why do they call these things peanuts, Jiraiya?" Naruto asked. Jiraiya looked down at his student, "Its pretty obvious ya know, they're shapred like peanuts..." he answered. Naruto looked at his peanut
, "Ooohhhh..." Jiraiya facepalmed and continued walking. Naruto was yelling about how the peanuit was his friend and that it was named Bob. He even held it up next Jiraiya saying how similar they looked, which wasn't true. "Hey, Naruto, lemme see Bob for a sec." Jiraiya said. Naruto hesitated for a moment before handing the peanut to Jiraya. "Errm...Okay..." he replied. Jiraiya took the peanut and threw it to the ground and stomped on it, crushing it flat against the ground.
"Y-you killed Bob!" Naruto yelled, trying to sound just a bit sad but was instead laughing, "Y-you murderer!" Jiraiya picked up the smashed peanut and handed it back to Naruto. Naruto took the 'dead' peanut and reached into his pocket and took out another peanut, "Atleast I have Bob version 2.0." he said.
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